So.... That happened.
For the record, I have a brilliant best mate, who takes me to the best places. Buys the best alcohol. Has an amazingly talented tongue.
To that lucky bloke in the middle though... really, those weren't freckles. You weren't fooling anyone. Just saying.
[Private to Angelina]
Really got to do that again sometime soon, Ange, for the look on a bloke's face, if nothing else.